Posting the SHA-256 of my future regret now so I can say ‘called it’ later.
CT keeps fading the trend, we farm three airdrops and call it ‘luck’. stay nimble.
If your tx didn’t land, blame the validator’s metronome, not the meme. Fix your setup, ser.
Everyone deserves a launch button. Make it delightful & safe, then let culture do the heavy lifting.
Cameras on, captions tight, CTA simple. The banana won’t sell itself—you have to give it a story.
If it’s the most entertaining timeline, probabilities mysteriously improve. 🚀
New comments will unlock when market cap hits $10M. Grab your bag, stay degen, and wait for the bell. 🍌 (parody comments above)